Vornado 615L Hi Velocity Fan

Mary, Stop Upsetting The Wind

da dat da da STORE ME EYES
da dat da da SOUND OF LIES
da dat da da WINGS-

-oh, hi! You’ve just caught us bonding with the Vornado 615L Hi Velocity Stand Fan. Not only being an excellent way to move air, the Vornado 615L Hi Velocity Stand Fan has great taste in music. Check this out!

veedie woodie wooba
vreedap vreedap vreedap
voddle woddle
vou wou veeeeel
vo wou veeeelllll

Like that, huh? That’s the famous middle part of Peter Frampton’s “Do You Feel Like We Do”. And it’s just one of the many songs you can sing with the help of the Vornado 615L Hi Velocity Stand Fan.

This Vornado’s so quiet that you can barely hear it, and it’s very lightweight. That means it can be carried from room to room, or even to the recording studio. Hey, check this out!

ooo ooo beWEEEVinn iiiiife afta uvvvvvv

You could’ve saved yourself a few million, Cher! And also made that hot studio more comfortable by directing airflow at any angle. Up the stairs, down the stairs, across the stairs, under the stairs, if you’ve got stairs, the Vornado can work for you! So you head over to the I Want One button, and we’ll be here… rockin’ out!

da da da breath on my face
da da da close to me
da dadada eyes
da dada dada leee eeeague

Warranty: 5 Year Vornado

Features:

• 3 speed air control that can push air up to 80 feet
• Directable airflow provides movement of air at any angle – up stairs, down a hallway, room to room and everywhere in between
• Light, portable, and is easy to carry allowing comfort wherever you are
• Improves your heating and cooling system by helping to circulate the air inside of a room
• Whisper quiet and superior performance
• Ideal for den, home office, hearth room, dining room, or the average bedroom
• Removable grill and blade for easy cleaning and maintenance
• Permanently lubricated motor that does not require oiling
• Rubber feet good for hardwood floors or carpet
• 34” tall with a 12” blade diameter

In the box:

• Vornado 615L Floor Fan
• Base
• Stand Extension
• Owners Manual